Because he used up all his cache.
Why do frontend developers eat lunch alone?
Because they don't know how to JOIN tables.
Probably the same reason as the failed recording artist, he just couldn't gain a pop music following, he was constantly baroque himself.
- Why did the Javascript developer get tortured by Big Brother?
- He refused to admit 2+2 is 5.
A programmer is told by his wife, "go to the store and get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen. The programmer returns with 12 loaves of bread. His wife screams, "Why di you get 12 loaves of bread?!" He replies "they didn't have eggs.